Harvey Barnes eyes up Aston Villa’s big package, West Ham’s £40m upgrade and Brighton’s dance classes

All the latest Premier League transfer rumours – sort of – as Harvey Barnes considers his options and Brighton need some dance classes.

It must be quite a fun time to be an Aston Villa fan – after several years in which their most exciting transfer rumours could be placed in the ballpark of “£2.5m for some bloke from Hibs, possibly”, they’ve gone all ambitious ahead of this summer, and some pretty big names have been linked with a move to Birmingham.

No offence to the steadfast figure of John McGinn, who looks a bit of a bargain these days, but you can understand why second city supporters’ salivary glands might be working a bit harder when you’re talking about players like Dušan Vlahović and Ferran Torres – and the latest player to be added to Villa’s alleged shopping list, Harvey Barnes.

The Leicester City midfielder is apparently keen to make a move from Leicester City regardless of whether the 2016 champions survive on the final day or not, although relegation would at least make him a bit cheaper – and The Independent report that Villa are ready to present a “strong package” to lure the winger. Ooh, matron.

The 3AM Verdict: Whether said package can get Barnes’s juices flowing sufficiently remain to be seen, and there will be quite a few clubs keen on the twelve-goal wideman. Clearly he’d be a pretty great signing for the upwardly-mobile Villa, and you do hope for the sake of their fans that they land at least one or two of their fancier targets this summer. If they go through all this and wind up with a back-up left-back from St. Mirren, it would feel like a bit of a letdown.

Moyes makes his moves

Another club keen on collecting rats fleeing sinking ships is West Ham, who are similarly lining up a bit for Barnes – we can only be grateful that he will arrive too late to play alongside Mark Noble, a midfield partnership which would subject us to all manner of dreadful bookshop puns

But David Moyes’ side are keen to pluck safety-conscious rodents from the water wherever they can, like some sort of aquatic Pied Piper (of Hammer-lin?), and so are also keen on Leeds United’s Jack Harrison – according to The Sun. No figures are mentioned for either player, and there are also reports that they’re going to have a crack at Fulham’s João Palhinha for about £40m. Apparently, they want to upgrade their midfield a little, basically.

The 3AM Verdict: There’s something about Harrison to West Ham that feels just right – it’s almost a bit nineties, a solid but unspectacular player going to a respectable mid-table club for a likely very sensible fee. It feels like he should be playing alongside Scott Minto, not Palhinha or Lucas Paquetá. In fairness, the man bun brings it all a bit more up-to-date.


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